I was on a day trip with some friends, one of them being female. She was complaining about how women only make a certain amount of money on the dollar compared to men, how women get passed up for promotions over men. Then I started thinking how that wasn’t so bad compared to what women can do that men can’t.
Women don’t have to shave their faces.
The majority of women who lose their hair and to the extent they lose it compared to men is relatively small.
Women can have multiple orgasms.
Women can fake orgasms.
In porno movies women don’t have to show their orgasms.
Women don’t have to worry about impotence.
Women don’t get embarrassing erections.
Women don’t have to worry about premature ejaculation.
Women are not made fun of if they can’t sexually perform.
Women live longer then men.
I’ve never heard of a woman dying in bed from a heart attack during sex.
Women can go to the bathroom in pairs or more and not looked at as being strange.
Women can feed babies with their breasts.
Women are allowed to change their minds.
It’s not polite to ask a women’s age or weight.
Women are allowed to get mad if someone leaves the toilet seat up.
Women don’t have to worry about circumcision.
Woemn can wear makeup to look nice or cover an imperfection.
Women are always trying to prove to themselves they’re still attractive.
Women don’t reach their sexual peak until their thirties.
It’s acceptable for an older woman to date a younger man.
Women can greet each other with a kiss.
Women are not made fun of and/or compared for the lack of size of their sex organs.
A woman can shave her pubic hair, admit she masturbates, have a lesbian affair and still be looked at as normal.
They make sex toys and lingerie for women.
Women urinate and orgasm from two different places.
It’s acceptable for women to have cosmetic surgery.
So you see some of the advantages of being a woman. Physically, biologically and sexually they are superhuman beings and I’m surprised they have not been treated that way from the start.
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