Did you ever notice things that don't make sense but are anyway?
Did you ever notice that when you open a bag of potato chips it
smells like someone farted in the bag yet we eat them anyway?
Why is that? Maybe that air is due to someone actually farting in
the bag and not due to contents settling due to shipping as they
claim. The same goes for coleslaw. It smells nasty but we eat it
anyway.
Did you ever notice that most vegetarians are fat? Why is that? Is it
because that since they do not eat meat anymore they compensate
for it by eating cakes and ice cream and anything else that never
moved? Or is it because they don't eat meat they do not have the
energy and mindset to exercise and be all they can be?
Did you ever notice that fat women wear stretch pants? Why is
that? Is it because nothing else fits them? I mean they barely get them up all the way to their waist anyway. It's like trying to put a condom on a watermelon. It
just doesn't go together.
Did you ever notice that when you talk to
a woman who has had child children they blame their weight gain
on having children and then you ask how old their child is?
"He/She is five years old? You could not lose weight within
five years? And for five years you have been blaming being
pregnant for gaining weight? Why is that?
Did you ever notice that when you ask someone how old their
baby is they say something like "18 months." 18 months huh? Why
is that? Wouldn't the correct answer be "a year and a half ?" One
year is 12 months and 6 months is half a year so the correct answer
should be a year and a half. Are you saying it in months because
maybe you can't count or it's the politically correct thing to say or
maybe you are saying it because everyone else is doing it?
Did you ever Notice in the Hair replacement commercials the
hair replacements have no bangs? Why is that? Is it because bangs
cost more or maybe the extra weight in the front will keep the glue
and tape from sticking to your head and it will fall off or maybe
instead of just looking like you have a dead rat on top of your head
it will look like a dead rat with a tail.
Did you ever notice how "Spiritual" people are frequent/habitual
users of drugs and alcohol? Why is that? Is it because they need
them to "expand" their minds to see and feel what us sober people
can't see and feel or is it just an excuse to use drugs and alcohol.
Did you ever notice how some "smokers" don't inhale? Why is
that? Is it because they are trying to fit in with everyone else or is it
that no one has ever showed them how to inhale? To me that's a
waste of time, money and cancer.
Did you ever notice the previews when you go to/rent a movie that
the previews say," this preview has been approved for general
audiences and the movie is rated R? 'Why is that? R means
restricted and not approved for everyone so is this ploy by under
age kids to get their parents to let them/take them to see these
movies as well as boost attendance.
Did you ever notice that nose hair is thicker then any other hair on
your body? Why is that? Is it because maybe if you are
shipwrecked on a deserted island you could maybe tie it together if
you had enough and use it as fishing line to catch fish to eat so you
wouldn't starve?
Did you ever notice that gay women go out with other women that
look like men? Why is that? Is it because they are attracted to a
"Father Figure" and since they don't like men this is the closest
thing they are going to get to that or maybe they are looking for
someone who wears the pants in the family. They don't like men
and want nothing to do with men and yet they go out with women
who look like they have the biggest set of balls and want to let
everyone know that you do.
Did you ever notice that most women who shave their bikini lines
shave everything off except for that little racing stripe of pubic
hair? Why is that? Is it an underwear marker to tell the woman how
high or low to wear her under wear/panties? Is it a pull-tab for
when she wants to take them off she knows where to grab? Is it a
Velcro strip so she can velcro her underwear/panties to herself so
they won't fall down or ride up her ass?
Did you ever notice that when sitcoms first come out they usually
play the whole entire theme song and then as the years go by,
especially in syndication, they shorten it? Why is that? Is it
because they are too cheap to pay for that much more airtime
especially in syndication? Is it because they are behind schedule
and have to make up for lost time? Did you also ever notice that
when they change the theme song and change cast members the
show sucks, why is that? Is it because it's on life support already
and they are grasping for straws so they take anyone off the street
and ask them if they want to be in a TV show and they end up
sucking so they make the show suck as well? Is it because the
ratings suck anyway so making the show that much more horrible
won't make a difference and maybe no one would notice it?
Did you ever notice ?
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